sneezegasm

An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.

With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.

by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007

Brain Sneeze

When your brain needs to sneeze, but it can't because it's a brain, so it just hurts.

This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze.

by Rusty_Shackelford November 17, 2012

Sneergs

Sneergs is a term used among pot smokers. Sneergs is used to refer to the person taking the last hit of whatever implement you are smoking.

"Hallie gets Greens because it's her bud, and Joey gets Sneergs because he's a mooch!"

by Quailsareneat January 6, 2012

Midnight Sneeze

1.A sudden, voluntary, explosion from the penis at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.When the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? You would explain that you "thought" you heard them sneeze.

She told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. So, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.

by Phil Conners October 13, 2011

Gossip Sneezer

Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)

Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer

by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019

nothing to sneeze at

A true challenge; not to be taken lightly.

While Mike tyson is no longer world champion caliber, he's nothing to sneeze at.

by Jeff June 25, 2004

Sneerglaw

Sneerglaw is Walgreens spelled backwards, probably one of the funniest words ever.

Dude! There's a Sneerglaw!

by worldcure August 22, 2007