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Scarffle

The gurgle sound in the esophagus before air expels from the throat. Sometimes results in a burp. An uncontrolled gastrointestinal reaction.
Did you hear that? I scarffled..
by Peanutbrittlefart August 25, 2010
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snaffleroar

A word to say when you're so frustrated or pissed off that you can't think of any other word to say.
Bob: Hey Jim, I slept with your mom last night!
Jim: What? Are you a teenager or something? Stop saying your mom jokes.
Bob: No, I actually did sleep with your mom. She's pregnant with your baby sister.
Jim: ....SNAFFLEROAR!
by Fehbeh January 24, 2011
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Snarf Job

anything sexual having to do with a unicycle.
Dakota gave me a snarf job yesterday.
by murphl23 October 27, 2011
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Snarfingtons

A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.
Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!

Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons
by shypolarbear March 6, 2013
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shit scarffed

When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing

Often resulting in shitface
You: it smells like shit out here

Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning

You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it
by Topher9007 February 5, 2014
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Snarfer

a person who smells their own farts or the farts from another to see how bad they smell. This person usually likes to participate in this act and makes other people smell their farts by farting into their cupped hand and throwing it into the face of another.
When you hear someone fart and then they purposely smell it afterwards, you would call them a snarfer.

He made me smell his fart, he is such a snarfer.
by L.I. country gal December 8, 2010
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Snarfing the pooper

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.
"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."
by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014
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