snarfed

the action of being dissed. Stopped from doing something by another person. Denied. cock blocked Promised something only to find out it was given to someone else. To be tricked by another person.

Dude, I was so gonna hang out tonight and bang some yayo and peach vodka tonics, but my man snarfed me.

by Madison Ryder September 23, 2005

Snarfle

The sound made when attempting to not laugh but some sound escapes anyway. Usually used when attempting to be polite.

After seeing that old lady fall I tried not to laugh but I did snarfle a little

by Rengully December 8, 2012

Snarfer

A Snarfer is a person who say they're really good at something, but in reality the opposite is true. Snarfers may also say that you suck at something, when really they suck.

Dude, you're a Snarfer!

by ottergirl33 October 27, 2014

snarfer

One (typically male) who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat.

Tom is such a snarfer.

by Rino February 25, 2003

Snarfle

The sound that an adult pug makes when it breathes.

"I heard my pug Jonas snarfle all night and it kept me awake."

by Jasmine Zweifler July 1, 2007

snarfle

V. t oconsume Quickly

i snarfled a bag of chips

by exorbio May 3, 2006

Snarpee

When an individual is Peeing, sneezes and farts at the same time. For most men, this is very painful because you are excreting 3 things from your body at once. And that doesn't even sound comfortable, but after it happens, it's down right hilarious.

"When I was in the bathroom this morning, I Snarpee'd"

by djripcord April 17, 2013