snail

the word tj jaguars use in reference to a very small penis (often associated with a shelf)

That dude finally took a shower after practice... what a snail!

by truth33 May 12, 2011

Snail

Someone you would have sexual intercourse with but not brag about

You see the girl over there, shes not that good looking, but shes a snail

by Biff Winton December 28, 2007

snail

a snail is a Jordan who doesn't identify as a Jordan and prefers being a snail and wants snail rights and has a toaster best friend.

I felt uncomfortable as a human I now refer to a snail

by catdoglover45620 April 15, 2020

snail

A hard-rail without premature ejaculation

So are they snailin?
Does she snail?
Damn he can snail!

by JP$ September 30, 2003

snail

To lie on one's side and curl the knees inward, toward the chest, in order to secretly masterbate while performing cunnilingus. Usually performed out of necessity.

How did that pussy taste last night?

-No good, I had to snail that bitch.

by Paul Fat July 13, 2006

snail

Another word used for owning someone, or just being annoying. Must be used as a verb.

*Playing skate 2*

Choruead: Awh sick I got 12,337 points!

Michael: HA! I just got 12,338 points! You just got SNAILED!!!

by xHARMONICOREx January 20, 2011

Snail

Hail that is really soft
Falls like hail feels like snow
Snow Hail--->soft hail--->Snail

Guy 1: It looks like hail but it feels like snow
Guy 2: Must be some of that snail I've hear about

by Fozzy March 28, 2015