snail

A turbocharger, named so because of its similarity in appearance to a snail's circular shell.

that snail is laggy piece of shit

by Dirk August 28, 2004

Snailed

after cumming on a girls facial region proceed to run the head of your penis down her cheek creating a cum trail know as a ''snail trail'

pastense-hey man i totally snailed the shit out of that bicth last night

presentense- dude im totally snailing this chick right now let me call you back......."SNAILLED IT!!!"

futuretense- yo man, you remeber destiny im ganna snail the shit out of her

by malone-CQ June 23, 2011

snailed

Online internet users are tricked into going to a video containing the MapleStory snail. There is also a very loud "snaaaaaaaaaaail" being shouted.

See Rick Roll

Bob: go to this website, it will show u what to do
Joe: wtf bob
Bob: u got snailed lololol

by Snail23 May 26, 2008

snail

(from snail mail)

(v.) to send (a letter, card, or package) via physical mail; to mail or post (a tangible object) using a postal service. Bills and junk mail are perhaps the most common items snailed, but people snail personal letters and items as well.

I snailed my aunt a CD of Richard Clayderman, her favorite pianist.

by Grinning Cat December 27, 2010

snailed it

Expression used by Internet comedians Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart in their video HeyUSA's American Dream. Snailing it means nailing it but slowly (as a snail).

"Finally finished this project ! It took me way longer than I thought it would but I'm happy with the result."
"Yeah dude you snailed it."

by snailing November 07, 2014

snail

When you take your penis, wrap it around your testicles, and then draw the tip out to the side, thus creating the snail's body with your penis and the shell is represented by the testicles.

Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.

"Dude, Anthony... show us the snail, man!"

by Underground Boy October 11, 2004

The snail

When a guy cums inside you and you scoot around on the floor, leaving a trail.

"Hey bro heard you and your girlfriend got pretty wild last night"
"Yeah we did the snail. Thats why you heard that scooting noise and theres a trail of cum on the floor."

by oh?_on_jah? June 07, 2019