the smurf from golden axe

refers to a short person, resembling the smurf with the axe from the old popular pc game "Golden Axe".

Look at him, he's so ugly, he looks like the smurf from golden axe.

by phlegmat May 28, 2005

Navy Smurf

What sailors call the Sweat jacket and pants that you get the first 2 weeks at bootcamp. They usually wear them until your first NWU.

sailor - "I fucking love the navy smurf Jackets!!

by SirDerpFace June 19, 2015

Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff

by Dave January 6, 2005

Smurf Basket

The result of prolonged and over-enthusiastic deep throat where the lips turn blue from suffocation and vomit fills the mouth from gag reflex.

Jenny never sucked cock again after her excitement led to a Smurf Basket on her first time.

by SammySallyForth November 24, 2010

Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

by Zack McD November 28, 2017

Smurf Yeah

Hell yeah/Fuck yeah, anything related to the answer yes.
Mostly used when excited.

Did you get to touch her boobs?
Smurf Yeah!

by Stefskee December 9, 2008

Realistic Smurf cat

A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,

The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it

by Indoggob September 11, 2023