snurch

To steal or swipe an available item. Usually used in a joking manner.

That is so cool! I'm snurching it, if you don't mind.

by Snerkist February 22, 2005

Spurchase

Spur of the moment purchase - an impulse buy often without thought or planning.

A 'spurchase' may lead to buyers remorse, and depending on what you spurchased, it may lead to ridicule, embarrassment and a trip back to the store for a refund.

Dude, I just spurchased a new camera!

by makrin April 4, 2010

sturchase

1. a stoned purchase.
2. a purchase made while under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, that $8000 Persian rug I bought in China was such a sturchase!

by Rach Rocka July 21, 2012

Smirched

When one goes to workout and gets their muscles pumping.

Bro1: Bro I'm looking hella smirched right now.
Bro2: Fire

by mirininc June 19, 2017

smarchy

God's favorite horse of all time ever to exist on Earth.

Melanie named her horse "Smarchy" which means "God's favorite horse of all time ever to exist on Earth."

by D-Fly S September 4, 2018

Prangle Snurcher

The act of sniffing a warm bicycle saddle after the departure of its incumbent, normally for sexual pleasure.

I caught the local prangle snurcher sniffing the saddle on my girlfriend’s racing bike, the dirty pervert

by Keeno69 January 22, 2022

Luke Sturch

An aspiring nonce and child toucher inspired by histories greatest nonces e.g. Jimmy S and Chris Hill

You did a Luke Sturch

by S2005a2005 January 9, 2020