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Smalty

Smalty- Smelly, salty tasting dick.
I sucked his smalty
by Oklahomachild March 1, 2011
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Smolt

The stage of growth in Atlantic salmon achieved after 2-3 years.

Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.

High Schoolers.
Marta is such a smolt...she's got a lot to learn.
by Martizzle May 27, 2006
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john smoltz

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.
Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.
by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008
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Smelt

Smelt (adj) refers to a person who is physically and spiritually attractive on another level.

Synonyms include: hawt smexy fabulous Peng
Smelt is used to describe someone's level of attractiveness.

Rowan: "Donald's Smelt as heck."
Rosie and Greg: "what does that mean? "
Rowan: "It means he's frickin' Peng."
by EvilNoodles January 1, 2019
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Smullet

A subtle mullet recently made popular amongst young males in sydney's inner-west communities. The danger of a subtle mullet (smullet) is that it may not be instantly recognised as one.
1. O'M'God Bro, that's a sikk looking smullet. The chicks are gonna love it!

2. I'm not sure about this haircut .. there's something not quite right about it ... OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! That mother*&%(#$ gave me a SMULLET!!!
by Ana February 14, 2005
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smugtard

A smugtard is: (a) one who is content to live in a delusion and pretends that all is well in order to save face or maintain the status quo. (b)One who is stalwart in defending their position despite overwhelming evidence that they completely and utterly wrong.
Example (a): The smugtard waged a war against the wrong country.

(b)Janine was a smugtard when she happily proceeded with her wedding plans despite catching an STD from her fiance and finding out he sired many illegitimate offspring during their courtship.
by Mixtionary April 1, 2009
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shultzing

the process of a getting-pregnant obsessed female giving oral sex to a man, accumulating his ejaculation in her mouth, and preceding to spit the semen into her vagina
Gaby really wanted Paul's baby, so she decided she would take part in shultzing her way into pregnancy. Paul was not amused at first, but after his sheer amazement, he accepted her ordeal.
by TimmyLover March 22, 2010
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