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Stuffing the Envelope

The sexual manuveur to take one's cock and balls and put or stuff them both into the woman's vagina.
Man, the new bitch at the office is so loose I ended up stuffing the envelope last night.
by Yerby August 17, 2006
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smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point
Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

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Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010
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Stuffing the Duck

The act of stuffing toilet paper or tissue paper in ur bunghole when u hav wet farts or the shits.
Bro I'm totally stuffing the duck right now.
by BholeItaliano July 3, 2011
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stuffing rope

When a man is unable to achieve erection, but still attempts to engage in intercourse.
That chick I got on last night was hot, but I was do drunk that I was just stuffing rope.
by Filthy Anarchist March 18, 2004
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jock stuffing

When someone stuffs their jockstrap or underwear with something (tissue, socks, etc.) to make their penis look larger.
Girl 1: Woah, that guy's HUGE!
Girl 2: No, he's just jock stuffing...
by fire.weaver.edan January 11, 2009
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Indian Stuffing

Take your limp johnson and stuff it in a girls vagina and work it till it gets hard
Last night I was drunk and Indian Stuffed that chick ( Indian Stuffing)
by Chief Big Horn April 13, 2011
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Pork Stuffing

Sexual Position involing four people, 3 males, 1 female (optional) preferably a midget. It requires one person, preferably the midget, to be suspended by two others from anal and oral penetration while the fourth person rotates them (as you would roll a barrel) and ejaculates on them. It's supposed to resemble roasting a pig over a fire.
Me, my dad, and my best friend got with Vernon Troyer and we all did some Pork Stuffing.
by Sex Chef October 18, 2008
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