smoothdick

saying good job to someone in a way that makes them feel uncomfortable.

wow you finished fixing all the cars. smoothdick

by artytork April 27, 2009

spooted

When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.

As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.

My wife said we need to leave the party because she just spooted.

by heminow? June 5, 2007

Slooted

To get whored up

Yea he’s got a 10in pecker I’m getting slooted up

by Demonsplitz69 August 9, 2020

Smooked

The act of being said hello to by a random person on twitter who does not make any effort to contribute any other form of interesting content to the conversation.

Oh man, I just got smooked!

by Acidophilicious July 22, 2009

spooted

A term that is used at someone who has a lack of intelligence, mainly used by "half-ghetto" gangsters.

"Lisa, you just failed the 4 tests IN A ROW!" "You are spooted."

by awzp April 25, 2019

Smooter

Any name for vaginal/period blood/mucus/slickery substances.

That milf's smooter is dripping on the floor because she got fucked too hard

by k2steezy May 22, 2010

Smooed

A state of paralysis/tranquilisation caused by heavy weed smoking, during which there is no dialogue between cronies.

-He's been in and out of conciousness all night.
-Yeh man, he's smooed

by Bxa cRu July 6, 2003