Smollett

An intentional act meant to deceive in order to gain fame, money, respect, pity, or exposure.

That dude did not lift 500 lbs. He just pulled a Smollett. Those are hollow weights, man.

by BennyBoomBoom March 9, 2019

Big Smelly Virgin

Kenzie Blair

Person 1: why is Kenzie acting like that?
Person 2: because she’s a big smelly Virgin

by Edawg6969 October 22, 2019

Smollet

To manufacture a false reality for the purpose of personal gain

The man is is content to smollet his way through life

by mobo4hoops February 19, 2019

Pulling a Smollett

A metaphone describing the act of falsifying a hate crime against one self for the sake of publicity, personal, and/or financial gain.

Named after actor Jussie Smollett, who was was charged with falsifying a hate crime against himself.

"He vandalized his own car and blamed it on a white supremacist, is he pulling a Smollett?"

by V-Star February 22, 2019

Smelly Sylvian

The act of befouling high-brow or pretentious works of art with a previously worn butt-plug while ‘Methods of Dance’ plays in the background on loop

“Mrs Blennerhasset, if you put The Unicorn in before we go to The Tate, you might be able to stealthily execute a Smelly Sylvian before lunch”

by Nayyyyyy! August 29, 2021

smoll bean

fucking 9 year olds on roblox who think theyre so cute and loveable because their avatar is shorter. you'll often find them in games like royalr high,adopt me, or meep city who are ODing a slender and using punctuation for faces like : XD , xp , xb , xd , :> , :< , ;w; and qwq.

I crushed the smoll bean with my foot and smiled at the sound of its bones crunching at my feet.

by SoopMan September 21, 2020

Smelly Chat

When a guy tries to speak to women, but they constantly turn him down because his chat stinks.

It's almost as they're not interested because his breath smells bad! But it isn't, it's just the amount of shit he talks.

Basically the geezer chats shit!

Me: Look at Ricky trying to talk to that girl

Danny: Mate, he'll get nowhere, that boy has the smelliest chat ever!!

Me: I know, his smelly chat is worse than yours!!

by vikingfury January 24, 2012