smop

combination of sweep and mop, it's an attempt to pick up all of the dirt on the floor with just the mop to skip the step of sweeping.

Manager:Are you going to clean the floor soon?
Employee:I'll make it quick and smop it up.
Manager:It better not look like crap!

by constromlie December 9, 2008

Smoinked

Another way of saying get wrecked or destroyed.You usually say it when you are destroying people on Xbox, fights,or sports.

Yo we just straight smoinked on your team yesterday in fortnite.

by Hudson Renner June 16, 2018

spoip

To hit something or somebody with a large amount of force

Jonny: If you keep annoying me, I’ll spoip you Timmy
Timmy: You won’t do anything

*Jonny hits Timmy so hard he fuckin dies*

by BrockyyyBooo February 12, 2019

smolpugz

That’s me

I’m smolpugz

by smolpugz April 21, 2021

smoish

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Sarah?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to Brad Pitt"

by Andy Hall February 21, 2005

smompers

the pads on the bottom of kittie's feet, with hair growing around them.

The kitty sat licking his smompers while he waited for the mouse.

by GEO1017 October 18, 2008

smop

verb, to suck one's one phallus

etymology: derived from the phrase "sucking my own penis," smopping describes the act of self-fellatio in males

person 1: What are you doing in there? Are you masturbating?
person 2: No, I'm smopping! Sucking my own penis.

by Smop December 11, 2005