stitties

Term referring to the typically male disease characterized by a short dick and large man-breasts. It is also known as "Small Penis, Big Titties Syndrome."

Jarvus - "Why you dump yo' last man, Loquita?"
Loquita - "Dat G had some nasty stitties."

by Cody Owens May 23, 2008

little shitties

very small, narrow, unusually thin feces, secreted either from human or animal.

Dude, I took a box of dulcolax last night and have had the little shitties now for three days.

Herb, I'm tired of cleaning up the cats little shitties every week, let's get rid of it already.

by KellieV123 October 18, 2007

shitties

Shitties, (also Shi'ite, etc.) Coined by "Brown" Dave in 2005, was originally a term to describe those, who at social or hudge gatherings were acting over dramatic, stupid, and in the end just plain shitty.

"Shittie" was then adapted to rule out those who were not wanted/welcome at those future events. Of course, with all new slang, and the help of the internet, those with low self esteem felt that they were targeted by those non-shitties.

The rule of 'Shittie' is as follows:
-If you have to ask yourself if you're a shittie, then you are.

Rhonda brings nothing to the tabes, she's a shittie.

by Teija Aspegren July 1, 2005

Shitties

Shitties are made when a man squates over a female's chest and drops a steaming hot deuce in between the woman's boobs. Then, the woman proceeds to rub the fecal matter all over her titties.

shitties

by A_Trent and B_Frank December 6, 2013

Switties

Shiny, moist breasts with a beautiful gloss that catches the eye perfectly.

Look at that bartender. She has a beautiful set of switties right now!

by MP9 August 16, 2010

Shmitties

Big Jugs

DAMMM! She got dem SHMITTIES! LET ME jiggle dem SHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 24, 2021

Shitties

First said by the infamous dick. Well known in Southern Ontario. The informal and cute way of saying shit. Otherwise known as the plural form of shit.

Awwe SHITTIES!!

by Sdawgsarehot November 21, 2011