Smithism

A quotation that although may be real wasn't worth attributing to the real person?

It's like Platehous once said, "it's not the corn that's on the table that counts, but the shavings left on the blade"

"This isn't time for a Smithism Bob, can you be here by 3pm?"

by Deakin Smith July 7, 2009

smithler

another name for an idiot, pretty much someone that gets drunk and passes out, and wakes up with shit drawn all over his face

dude, you're so stupid, you're dumber than a smithler

by whodatwho November 22, 2004

smithish

the language spoken by a set of smiths in leeds

oh what the feck are you talking about

by david smith April 20, 2004

smithisize

To put a false spin on local job growth when there is, in fact, no such growth in any desirable sector. Smithisizing is necessary to raise morale and keep the few people with money from fleeing.

We need to smithisize these stats. Say we had 400 new jobs in the tourism sector. The public must never know it is really a handfull of raspa carts, some old Mexican women selling tamales door to door, and a fruit stand.

by The Munro May 9, 2005

Smithfillian

A resident living in the shit hole small town of Smithfield WV

At first I thought Snookie was a Smithfillian!

by Jennifer Sue June 16, 2011

Sithilis

A horrible STD caused by the Dark Side.

You don't wanna use Sithilis in a sentence.

by Liquid Red Kryptonite December 24, 2020

Smithin’

When you indulge in smoking cannabis, Marijuana, or any sort of THC substance.

I was Smithin’ last night, and got super high.

Alt. I got so Smith’d last night.

by Elber Gudo April 24, 2022