JR Smith

Blowing Game 1 in the NBA Finals during the final seconds, making a pissed off LeBron even more...well...pissed off.

JR Smith: "I thought we were ahead!"

*LeBron ignores and storms off angrily to add JR to his hit list*

by $wervy June 12, 2018

Morty Smith

literal ball of anxiety

Stop being such a Morty Smith.

by fleshcurtains August 8, 2016

Jada Pinkett Smith

Somebody who you can't joke about... Seriously or Will Smith will literally assault you

Jada Pinkett Smith will still probably cheat on you even after you stood up for her

by OhioStateHater March 29, 2022

Smithstoneian

a word used to describe someone with a big ass rollie

Young Thug: Yo Uzi, your rollie's huge, what are you?
Lil Uzi Vert: I'm a Smithstoneian

by fairyfaggot February 9, 2021

Ulla Britta Smitta Fitta

A sentence a Swedish man used to describe his cat

Ulla Britta Smitta Fitta

by UllaBrittaSmittaFitta June 15, 2020

The Smithester

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

toddy smith

hunk

just appreciate toddy smith already lmao he's so hot and funny

by sierrallen June 19, 2017