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Dirty shitface

When you take a shit on the toilet while getting head, then you get up and push the girl's face into the toilet bowl.
Did you hear that Katie got Dirty shitfaced by Tom?
by I am the Nacho man April 13, 2009
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shitfaced virginity

The act of throwing up for the first time due to alcohol.
Levi: "What do you mean everything tastes like vodka?"
Gy: "Well I lost my shitfaced virginity last night"
by zsdfzf May 9, 2005
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when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.
OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!
by random gangsta April 18, 2008
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shitfacedness

a) the state of being said, "shit faced"
"I want to spend a night of shitfacedness with you."
by Good Morning Sunshine April 30, 2008
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shitfacebooking

Posting or chatting on facebook when you've had too much to drink.
She even spelled her own name wrong while shitfacebooking last night.
by Miss Minnesota February 3, 2010
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shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.
holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.
by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011
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shitfaceted

combination of shitfaced and wasted-referring to being extremely drunk
Last night I was so shitfaceted I don't even remember what happened!
by lazooooo August 15, 2009
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