smirting

To go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can't smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them.

smoking + flirting

Goddammit, Silvia we need to get out of here and do some smirting.

by Silvia San Martin April 10, 2005

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Captain Kirk smirk

A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.

Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...

My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.

I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

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smirk • smirkle • [smircle] • Smirnoff • Smirnoff Ice • Smirf • smirt • smirgle • smirkish • smirnoff green apple

smirnoff

the perfect vodka. it's right in between being so cheap that it may as well be rubbing alcohol and so expensive that you figure it's gotta be filtered with opium to cost that fucking much.

Annie loves getting crunked with her $13 smirnoffs!

by kezbies January 29, 2008

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smirkel

n. a closed-lipped grin of condescension and felt superiority. Origin: the characteristic facial expression of the nerdy television character, Erkel.

v. to smirkel.

Jess tripped and fell on her ass at the restaurant, and the girl at the other table smirkeled.

by Felipe L. September 22, 2007

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