smf

sensational magnificent fuck

My girl friend knew that I was in a bad need of one so she gave me an smf

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

SMF

Shady Mother Fucker. Pronounced "Sss-Mef"

"I can't believe she said she was broke and she went out a bought the new Louis Vuitton bag that I wanted. She's such a SMF".

by b1eeder June 16, 2009

smf

single mature female

I'm a 49 year old SMF but not a MILF- I never had kids :-)).

by rigidbar May 24, 2010

smf

Sensitive male friend.

I use him when I need to talk to someone about boy troubles. He's my SMF.

by Deedz July 26, 2007

SMF

Simply stated, it is short for Smoochy Face, an endearing term for a friend who ALWAYS takes pictures of themselves kissing their mate. It is properly pronounced smmmfff.

I've never seen a picture of you NOT kissing someone. You're such a SMF.

by Psuedonym for me November 25, 2009

SMF

A simple acronym of 'Sucha meat fest'

This is a derivation of 'Sausagefest' and implies that there are too many guys (sausages), and not enough girls. Usually used to describe parties, dances, and other social gatherings.

Yo, this party is SMF. Let's call the girls.

by TTTMMMM April 7, 2011

SMF

Suck my fanny

Oi iris SMF

by smfsquad February 16, 2017