Smemo

Smemo is a slang term used to describe a person with emo (emotional) personality but contrarily, smiling. The term derives from the conjunct of the words smile and emo. Usually used to describe young emo audience lacking true emo values. In addition, smemo can be used to identify unfledgled emo whom have not lived up to the style of "emo" music, fashion, or a general state of unhappiness and melancholy.

What do you call an Emo at a comedy club? A Smemo.

Tags: Emo, Smemo, Kan I Eat U

by smemo May 27, 2007

Stelmocked

An exorbitant rent increase due to provincial government inactivity. Named for Alberta premier Ed Stelmach.

Oh man, I got stelmocked for another 300 bucks a month!

by Richard Sixto August 12, 2007

Smegmor

(noun) The infinate and ever glorious Smegmor is the ruler of all smegma.

1. He's the smegmanator, SMEGMOR!
2. Ewww......it's Smegmor...
3. Dude you're not a super hero...your just Smegmor.
4. 'Smegmor' is a fun word to say in a high pitch voice...try it fool!

by Chasehead May 7, 2005

smelmit

(slang)Meaning Pungent male phallus or bell end. Dirived from the slang word "helmet".

Vera - "Fancy a nosh George"
George - "Giz five minutes luv, gotta give the ol' smelmit a scrub first,its like a cheddar factory down there I tell ya!!!!"

by Mustard Gunn June 2, 2008

stelmo

She is the most beautiful and funny girl known to man. No guy deserves her but she dates Todd Dylan Rinehart. Damn he's lucky. I love you baby.... I mean yeah she is great.

Stelmo is a all Todds.

by Big_daddy_stud December 17, 2016

smellow yellow

What young kids in america call the lemon scented Mr.Sketch marker.

Ronnie- "Hey Billy can I use the smellow yellow now?"
Billy- *takes big sniff* "Fine, here you go."

by etm50 June 24, 2017

Selmonk

Synonym of homosexual.
A Selmonk is someones who's gayness is off the charts dawg.

"This bitch is not only a crate but she's a fucking Selmonk too"

by nourinou January 29, 2020