Smelfish

Smelfish: When you've ask someone what perfume/cologne they have on but they wont tell you and or play as if they do not know.

"I asked Chadwick what cologne he was wearing, but he played dumb and said 'I don't know. I just put on whatever.' He knows. He just doesn't want anyone else smell as good as him. He's being SMELFISH!

by Chillimost October 5, 2022

Smellfie

When you're not sure if you have B.O. so you do a quick sniff, lifting one arm then the other to check your pits.

I wasn't sure if someone was cooking with onions so I took a smellfie to make sure it wasn't me.

by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023

Smellfies

Pictures taken of oneself while pooping, usually on the upper body only. Often uploaded to social media such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and/or sent to friends via Whatsapp, Wechat, BBM, etc.

Girl: "Here let me send you some pictures."
Boy: "Omg did you just send me a bunch of smellfies?"
Girl: "Ugh how did you know I'm pooping..."
Boy: "Cause I see the toilet you dumb kunt."

by Bking604 January 27, 2014

smellify

To make something smell, usually making something smell horribly.

"My suitemate is a fat waste of life who keeps smellifying the bathroom. I hope he dies"

by jim May 12, 2004

Smilified

The process by which a otherwise normal piece of text gains large numbers of little graphics in place of bizarre sequences of characters (such as :/ :P and :o).

One theory as to why this is done is because it makes it more friendly to none techies.

My last forum post wasn't smilified cause I posted in html mode.

by Nazzy March 6, 2005

smellfie

To take a selfie while shitting on a toilet. Usually used to show off how nice of a place you frequent to empty your bowels.

Guy1: Dude, I heard your favorite restaurant is closing down.
Guy2: Yeah, but it's ok. I got to take one last smellfie in their amazing bathroom.

by ZorionDragon November 3, 2014

Smelf

Mike Kohl.....

Why do you smell so bad? It's cuz im a smelf ;P

by Ohouse February 26, 2011