Smilified 

The process by which a otherwise normal piece of text gains large numbers of little graphics in place of bizarre sequences of characters (such as :/ :P and :o).

One theory as to why this is done is because it makes it more friendly to none techies.

My last forum post wasn't smilified cause I posted in html mode.

Smilified by Nazzy March 6, 2005

Sisified 

When you completely shut down someone who has no clue of what they are talking about. It is derived from the nickname of the current president of Botswana who gave a very good speech about the recently lifted elephant hunting ban in the country.

The elephant protester is Las Vegas got sisified

Sisified by Khalangaboyblaq June 1, 2019

Shitified 

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.

Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.

Shitified by Spinn February 9, 2010

Smilfed 

To get the shaft or get screwed over.

John got a raise in pay, I got nothing. I just got smilfed.

Smilfed by Phil Deeze January 19, 2010

smallified 

To make smaller than the original. To reduce in size in some manner.

The computer file needs to be smallified to fit on a floppy disk.

smallified by Bruce May 13, 2005

shitified 

1. (adj) A way to describe life when it is totally crap and shit

2. (adj) A way in which to describe an object in general

1. My life is so crap, it's shitified

2. Your car is shitified!!!

shitified by Phil MiHole March 2, 2004

sollified 

1. Having a lasting affect on a person or situation.

The guys in the house were so obsessive that they couldn't stop using the word Sollified

sollified by Legend February 28, 2005