(n) : the aftermath of wiping your butt after taking a super greasy dump. When you go to wipe, instead of actually cleaning the poop from your backside, the toilet paper just spreads the greasy dung around, prompting you to use hella toilet paper in order to do a proper wipe job.
"Man I think I need to stay away from the Bloomin' Onion and baby-back ribs combo at Outback. My shit was so greasy this morning; total Smear Campaign."
by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019
Get the Smear Campaign mug.a person of asian descent who appears as though their creator (god) took his thumbs and smeared their eyes across their face.
EXAMPLE 1-
Ben: Hey Shayla don't you have that karate tournament this weekend?
Shayla: Sure do, wish me luck!
Ben: You're gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.
Example 2-
Ben- hey paul what's up bro? You still with that one chick Pjao?
Paul: Ya but i've also been seeing Tyuet Ming on the side.
Ben: You always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.
Ben: Hey Shayla don't you have that karate tournament this weekend?
Shayla: Sure do, wish me luck!
Ben: You're gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.
Example 2-
Ben- hey paul what's up bro? You still with that one chick Pjao?
Paul: Ya but i've also been seeing Tyuet Ming on the side.
Ben: You always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.
by Dragonzombie October 15, 2009
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A euphuism for sexual intercourse.
by Captain20 October 20, 2013
Get the smear cake mug.Women know that they should always wipe front to back. But there is always lots of dirty bitches who wipe back to front. In doing so it causes the puss area to smell like a dirty garbage dumpster, Hence the term smear it forward.
Paula must not have been taught to wipe properly by her mother, cause I cought her smearing it forward while she was getting ready to go out. Later that night after a few drinks, I went to suck the snapper and I noticed the stench of rancid ass and sharp cheese all in the bottom of a garbage dumpster. Damn it Paula why do you smear it forward?
by Susan & Devon November 10, 2008
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Get the Smear and Steer mug.When a man ejaculates on a womans chest and she smears the sperm down to her vagina, therefore getting her pregnant and producing a smear baby.
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