Smat 

Someone who is a twat and very smug about it

When he answered that obscure question no-one else knew, he grinned at us like a right smat

Smat by w4rdy January 19, 2024

Smat

smat (adjective)
Of uncertain truth; possibly true but not fully reliable or confirmed.

Example: “That story sounds smat.”

Smat by HelloGuy8000 January 9, 2026

smat nattering 

a plethora, an abundance, an absurd and grotesque amount

This smat nattering of bbq meat and booze is a meatfest smorgasbord of decadence.

smat nattering by Boffo1 February 16, 2023

Mixed SMAT Arts 

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up

"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"

Mixed SMAT Arts by Shittydickster September 13, 2009

Smit-smat 

to maneuver and succeed in achieving something but in a clever way

He smit-smatted his way through corporation!

Smit-smat by dictionyner123 April 30, 2023

smatkins 

The relationship between The Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins and The Blackout's singer Sean Smith, both amazing Welsh Bands.

Major Smatkins action last night at the Lostprophets/The Blackout set. Ian and Sean were all over each other

smatkins by Laura Copp January 30, 2008

Smatchmo 

from the animated series "Home Movies", season four, episode called "Honkey Magoo"; Jason wants to call the lost dog "Smatchmo the trumpeteer"; alluding to "Satchmo" aka Louis Armstrong, a famous Jazz trumpeter.

"I want to name him Smatchmo the trumpeteer."

Smatchmo by Billye May 28, 2008