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A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".
by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008
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smashed the homie

To be guilty of having had sexual intercourse with a person who is a friend of the person that you are dating, or hooking up with. Made most popular by pop star and Brandy Norwood's brother, RayJ.
"Son, I just found out my girlfriend smashed the homie!"
by whatuphomie December 2, 2009
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smashed by a rhino

A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.
Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.
by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015
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Button Smasher

A person who plays video games by just hitting random buttons. Usually in fighting games and done by inexperienced gamers.
I can't stand playing Mortal Kombat with Joe, he is such a Button Smasher.
by BreadbasketGangsta December 23, 2010
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bag of smashed dicks

how you feel after a night of extreme drinking
I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.
by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009
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Sashell

Though Sashell has no meaining and the name is not commonly found in books, the name Sasha is of the closest relation.
She's fun to be around and is always there to help you when you need it. She's sexy and is confident about herself. She's shy and loud all at the same time. She's seen a million movies and read a million books. She's caring and passionette. She's afraid of what will happen if she spills her secrets, yet she's willing to do it. She is a mother first.
Sashell conquers it all.
by zionkiss February 4, 2010
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smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through
a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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