Smashed a homie

when a man/women you like or are dating has/had sex with a friend of yours

smash

"Danger, she smashed a homie"

by Kookie2010 June 9, 2009

smashed the homie

To be guilty of having had sexual intercourse with a person who is a friend of the person that you are dating, or hooking up with. Made most popular by pop star and Brandy Norwood's brother, RayJ.

"Son, I just found out my girlfriend smashed the homie!"

by whatuphomie December 2, 2009

smashed by a rhino

A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.

Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.

by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015

smashed like joy

(n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.

I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.

by sniki July 6, 2010

smashed out of your mind

when severely drunk, barely able to function

Man,you were smashed out of your mind!! you could barely tell me your name!

by Unanimous Chinchilla January 5, 2012

smashed it

when u do summet really good/cool

look at dat boy, he smashed it

by vicky March 19, 2005

Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.

1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!

by 4tuna August 23, 2014