A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts
- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts
B: I can’t believe they had to call the RA on her!
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.
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An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.
Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!
Friend 2: Shartington!
by CalvinAlexanderRossTaylor69 March 28, 2022
Get the Shartington mug.When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the Poot-Sharting mug.Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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starting six on ya bitch!
starting six on ya bitch!
startingsix on ya bitch!
person a: damnn man you heard the starting six?
person b: holy crap yeah they're awesome!!!!!
person a: theyre gonna be more popular than tupac if they keep they're amazing songs going/
person b: for sure dude, starting six on ya bitch!
person a: damnn man you heard the starting six?
person b: holy crap yeah they're awesome!!!!!
person a: theyre gonna be more popular than tupac if they keep they're amazing songs going/
person b: for sure dude, starting six on ya bitch!
by emquizzle August 29, 2010
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basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.
#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver
by jessica March 28, 2004
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