To self-amuse by self-scaring. To intentionally look for scary events and possibilities in order to stimulate oneself with fearful sensations.
The entire world economy isn't going to completely collapse. Find something else to scaresterbate over.
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He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.
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He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
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Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.
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