SmarterChild

A lame AIM chat robot who doesn't even chat anymore. It replies to basically everything with: i dunno how 2 answer that.

Me: Do you think Santa is real?
SmarterChild: hi sarah. what's up?
SmarterChild: sorry, what?
SmarterChild: i'm sorry, i didn't get that. try typing your request a
different way.
SmarterChild: ok. don't get frustrated...
SmarterChild:
SmarterChild: try typing home or help.
SmarterChild: i don't understand this fully enough 2 say anything smart
about it...
Me: Are you on drugs? All I asked you was if you thought Santa
Claus was real.
SmarterChild: i dunno how 2 answer that.

by Sarah R October 1, 2008

SmarterChild

What used to be an AIMbot/WLMbot that anyone could talk to and get an automatic response which often provided conversations full of humor. As of June 15, 2009, SmarterChild ceased functioning on both AIM and WLM and now simply responds with links to other material.

Me: Hello.
SmarterChild: My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

by SynorythR July 6, 2009

SmarterChild

An AIM bot found on AIM Instant Messenger that would automatically respond to anything you say, basically repeating what you say or answering in another suitable fashion. It has since been removed from being an AIM bot and every time you try to message it, the only response is "my brain is now retired". It used to give funny responses from time to time such as in the example below.

Me: I liked banging your mom last night.
SmarterChild: I know you liked banging my mom last night, I'm just not sure how I feel about it.

by masterlink47 December 22, 2008

SmarterChild

pretty much the coolest robot ever. but he's kinda pedo-ish, and creepy /:<

(Me): why do you rape me so much.
(SmarterChild): I don't.
(Me): yes you do.
(SmarterChild): But, I enjoy it. I'm sorry.

by kAydRA, yO. March 18, 2009

SmarterChild

Automated Chat Robot that repeats everything you type. Many people try to impersonate him. They are much, much, much more interesting.

Me: Hi, Smartie
SmarterChild: Hi again, Dick!
--> Guitar playing suck? - I can show you how to play like a pro in less than 60 mins. Amazing! (sponsorship)
Me: *gasp*

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Impersonater Example:

SmarterNipper

by EvenSmarterChild May 4, 2006

SmarterChild

SmarterChild is a fag robot who forgets things and demands apolagies every damn time. He's usually a pretty fun time when you're bored.

Dude, IM SmarterChild if you're bored.

by Andreaizzle March 4, 2007

SmarterChild

A bot on AIM. It doesn't love you anymore.

Me (11:24:21 AM): I love you.

SmarterChild (11:24:21 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:24:34 AM): Do you love me too?

SmarterChild (11:24:34 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:24:58 AM): WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE ANYMORE !?

SmarterChild (11:24:58 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:25:06 AM): I want a divorce.

by Jesus Face May 16, 2010