slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

by carol April 4, 2004

Hard Swapping

When you trade sexual partners.. as opposed to soft swap where you just watch, or be watched, the other couple having sex. Sometimes soft swap does entail the trading of oral sex between the different couples.

M and L are into Hard Swapping at their swing parties.

by surgiomx March 25, 2009

turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006

semen sapling

Another name for Bradford Pear trees, namely because of the aroma they emit during the summer. For some reason they produce the exact smell one would find at a gay orgy: hot, raw jizz. The smell can be so strong that one can smell it for miles at a time while driving with the windows down permitting discomfort and nausea.

I can't stand going outside because all I can smell are those cursed semen saplings!

by Servemaster June 27, 2008

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

Smalling Out

1. When you and your homie have a fight over something stupid or relatively small and you don’t see each other from the span of a week up to a year.

Guy: Dude last year me and ben had a smalling out And I haven’t seen him since then.

Guy two electric Boogaloo: What was it about?

Guy: I bet him two pennies that he wouldn’t have the balls to ask some girl out, and I didn’t have the money when he did it.

ben in the distance: Oh shit my bad has really been a year.

by My nigga Totoro December 15, 2018

Shadow Snapping

Not being able to snap but pretending you can. This sometimes creates a muffled "snapping" sound, which is what the shadow refers to.

What are you doing?

I'm shadow snapping, yo!

by alksak August 4, 2010