Smiling Robert

The look your friend gives you when he realizes he has been "caught" being gay

1) When I saw Keith at the gay pride parade, he gave me a Smiling Robert.

2) When Ellison turned the car on and Cher was in the CD player he gave me a Smiling Robert

by Eric Skidmore August 10, 2006

sailing for cock

sailing for cock

v. the act of sailing the high seas for a delicious cock

This act is especially common at frat halloween parties where many females are dressed as slutty sailors. These skanks are clearly not sailing a boat, ergo they are sailing for a nice cock to ride.

Emily was sailing for cock last night, but luckily captain Buckalas was there to give it to her.

by Fast Ed December 10, 2009

Smiling Chewbacca

The slang term used to describe an unshaven vagina.

"Last night I went out with Irene and I pounded her smiling chewbacca"

by P. Thompson May 21, 2003

sailing around the cape

When a man or woman performs oral sex on a female partner by starting at the clitoris then slowly working the tongue completely around to end up on the anus.

My boyfriend munched my rug so passionately last night and even licked me from my clitoris all the way to my asshole. I just LOVE it when he goes sailing around the cape!

by Haley Mills February 13, 2009

sailing wait

How many times a loaded ferry will travel to its destination and back before it it your turn to get on.

It's looks like it's about 3 sailing waits down at the ferry terminal.

by SpiderRider3 June 5, 2010

Snailing About

To snail about is to wander with no purpose. Commonly walked slowly. It might be used as another term for lollygagging

Fulan on the phone: Hey Illan what are you doing?

Illan: Oh I'm just snailing about

by CzarBigBoss May 30, 2018

Smiling Goku

when you grin deeply inside ones hooha

I gave the smiling goku to your mom

by QUANDALESUSSINGTON August 20, 2022