slutastic

Describes anything or anyone with 'slut-like' qualities.

"Who cares if she's hot, as long as she's slutastic!"

"I had a slutastic time in Vegas"

by Memento February 4, 2007

Apple Store Sluts

Junior High School chicks that hang around the Apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the "hot effects" that Apple PhotoBooth has to offer (17 ugly-ass effects). I guess they aren't really sluts, but its hard to tell what it is they want, hanging around a place looking hot all the time. Often times these girls will take hundreds of pictures just to get that "perfect one" for their MySpace. Also, when they sign in to MySpace to upload that hot-ass picture, they almost always forget to sign out. This makes it very easy to ruin their life, because as you know, each teenage girl has put her entire soul and power into her myspace, a bit like Sauron and The One Ring.

Apple Store Sluts:

Becky: OH. EM. GEE. Julianna, I simply HAVE to put this one on my MySpace, oh it's so perfect.

Julianna: Oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.

Karen: Yeah guys we can't stop now, I still have 7 empty slots in my MySpace pictures section!

(The lame bitches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. Yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. I enter the door, go on their MySpaces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. I have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)

by calhopkins December 17, 2006

slutex

This is a term used for an ex-partner who is a slut

OMG she is such a slutex!

by Weedsomfg January 14, 2008

sluntesque

The resemblance of a slunt.

If only Phil Hartman's wife weren't so sluntesque, TV would be better.

by Diamond Joe July 8, 2009

slut4scout

slut4scout is a human-like creature that likes sweaty men with greasy hair rubbing their hairy chest on her face.

slut4scout: I'm fucking disowning you for writing this

spidersaresofties: I love you too bestie! 💝

by spidersaresofties April 19, 2022

seybertown sluts

Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.

Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

slutever

The name of a cult sex blog written by a female squatter in London about her fucked-up life.

1. Have you read Slutever recently?

2. Nah.

by Sweetie1234 December 9, 2009