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Slutheimer

A Slutheimer can be found in Haltom City, Tx. Its a one of a kind creature. Can't trust your boyfriend, girlfriend, mom, dad, siblings, or even pets around this beast. She can fit just about ANYTHING in her birth canal. She'll fuck your boyfriend and half of your town in the same day. Sometimes late at night after the birth givers have fallen asleep you can see the Slutheimer sneaking out to find her next victim. Don't be care free around the Slutheimer, always have protection and make no direct skin to skin contact. Just kissing her puts you in contact with the last 10 or more dicks that entered her mouth within the past 24 hours. Don't let her innocent little girl act fool you, she is a nasty slut. She would be a whore. but she's not worth the money or even a crumb of crack-cocaine. Anyone who decides to be in a relationship with this wild animal gets cheated on at least five times before its been a month. Slutheimer is no joking matter.
"Hey bro my dick really burns when I piss and I have sores all over me, what caused all this mess?"
"Man, its probably from when you fucked that Slutheimer. I turned down that pass around for a reason."
"You're probably right, I got her after the whole football team was done with her."
by Cream3.14 November 17, 2014
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your chick is a sluther
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Sluthoe

all those little grade nines who wear their uniform kilts way to short and try to get with as many older guys as possible. You will also hear them gossiping about their "sex lives' extremely loud.
Girl 1: Ah! I love those sluthoes belts, I mean kilts.

Girl 2: That sluthoe was hitting on him all night, she's 14 and he's 19, ew!
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Sluther

1. A female that is willing to do anything sexually

2. a general term for a female
by Jay-b April 14, 2008
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sluthole

any hole that, when something is inserted, needs at least some lubrication, and when stimulated, the act would be considered "Kinky," thus making the person a slut.
should i ask to fuck her sluthole?
a dirty, dry butthole.
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by kingkong1234567890 May 24, 2011
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SLARTH

a large, sweaty obese human body or that bodytype.
Slarth is a noun, slarthy is a adjective. For example, Kirstie Allie didn't always look like a slarth. Now she isnt all that slarthy at all.
by Sevenmaax9 July 24, 2006
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