slumpkin

like a blumpkin, recieve a blow job while taking a shat but u have the squirts

i was gonna give da bitch a blumpkin but i took it to da next level, she got a slumpkin instead blumpkin

by b-dub-t September 19, 2009

slumpititis

to suffer from extreme slumpness or to be very slump, its very common and can be spread through vaginal, anal, and oral sex. THERE IS NO CURE.

Skylar has slumpititis ;)

by whodatcreeper October 8, 2011

slumpimple

A lazy and obese (usually teenage) male who has bad acne

Dad 1: Does your family want to go camping with us?

Dad 2: Maybe but my son is kind of a slumpimple

by SillyLilWilly February 4, 2017

slumpking

A heavy sleeper.

Jomar Villoso is the Goat sleeping, fattest slumpking i've ever met.

by Littydave September 18, 2018

Slumpz-G5

A 300 pound Mexican goblin who lives off his uncle travieso in Washington. Slumpz-G5 is also short for ( La Rana Maxima ) In English ( The Big Frog)

Bro slow down the food is going anywhere Slumpz-G5

by Kryozx March 14, 2022

Slumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while they are slumped over taking a poop

Last night I got a slumpkin, shit was weird.

by Jhouse406 December 27, 2022

Slümpi

An ironic nickname for one's romantic partner derived from a Norwegian folk tale about a lazy beast, akin to a sloth, that dwells in the forest.

Love you, Slümpi
Hello, my Slümpi (Affectionate)
You are such a lovable Slümpi

by M0mbl3s September 3, 2023