Golden Slumber

When you're sleeping next to someone, and wake up to find they've peed the bed.

John got really drunk and crashed in my bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I realized I had a golden slumber!

by Captnbrando February 2, 2014

Slumber Lumber

alternate term for "morning wood"

The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.

by Dan Farman May 9, 2004

slumber-smith

One who engages in excessive sleep.

My husband's hobby is that of a slumber-smith on the weekends.

by Elijah Goose April 15, 2014

slumber down

what you cover yourself with when you go to bed. A blanket or cover.

You slumber therefore your slumber down covers you.
The 'down' but comes from duck down duvet.

by Hanky29 January 4, 2008

Ejaculative Slumber

When you pass out due to exhaustion shortly after busting a nut, and are plunged into deep sleep.

Dude, last night I slept 12 hours because of an ejaculative slumber!

by JK_Money December 13, 2020

Slumber Jump

When one is on the verge of death and is revived by unprovoked anal sex. (Typically while in acoma)

That b*tch be lookin like sleeping beauty so I slumber jumped her.

by She hole January 25, 2014

slumber chunder

To vomit in your sleep unexpectedly, usually due to the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages

Dude, i woke up last night to my roommate slumber chundering on our dog

by technicolor jan June 22, 2014