Shonen brain

A disease that develops from watching too much Shonen anime. Typical symptoms include: not understanding why people like things other than Shonen, hating on things that aren't Shonen, constantly arguing about which Shonen is the best, and talking about why Goku is the strongest anime character ever.

"Give up on the man, he's got the Shonen brain. He won't watch anything else."

by Melancholic_Twig January 31, 2021

scone trick

When a joint has been left to go out for fear of servere stoned'ness,then passed on.

"here, burger lids, you let the biff go out again, proper scone trick!"

by sshleptenspiel March 1, 2009

Great Scones!

a phrase that can be used in the place of "Oh my God!" or "Wow!"

Inspired by the band rooney and the members Robert Camine, Taylor Locke, Ned Brower, Louie Stephens and Matt Winter

"great scones I did well on my Math Test!"

or

"Melissa, did you hear? Rooney's playing with Phantom Planet on Tuesday. Great Scones!"

by Why Try? March 8, 2004

sioned

a girl who isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in. she's stubborn as hell, and may be a little outspoken, but at the end of the day she'll always be there for her friends. she's gorgeous, and everyone but her knows it. her name circulates through the halls like she's the latest gossip, but all the while she remains ignorant to her popularity. she'll be there for you through thick and thin, and love you despite your flaws. you can trust her with anything and everything, and once she comes into your life, she's there to stay.

"who's that girl? that gorgeous one over there?"
"oh her? that's sioned."
"she's a dime."
"plus ninety-nine."

by l.melissa November 16, 2011

Sloane Osterfeld

A beautiful young woman who is married to Jace Lee Norman and often eats food. She is often known for her beauty

She’s so pretty!!
She must be a Sloane Osterfeld

by Yolanda Yokies June 25, 2018

Drop Scone

A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Cerebral Sconezy

When you drink an egregious amount of alcohol, smoke one bowl of weed and you transform into a state of temporary shaking in which you cannot control your movements or complete menial tasks.

Jimmy: Holy Sh*t! John drank so much tonight and now he’s smoking?

(5 min later)

Anthony: lol, look at John he’s shaking out of control

Jimmy: I knew he was going to go into cerebral sconezy

by hawkeye17 June 19, 2020