switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004

slithered

to get fucked up, crunk,or trashed etc

Man, right after I get off work I'm swingin' by the bo.de.ga and pickin' up a fifth a' some Takka an' gettin' slithered.

by andrew May 21, 2004

slizzard

A combination between a snake and a lizard that is only able to live off beer and occasionally Jack Daniels .

GET THAT SLIZZARD OFF MY LAWN BEFORE IT DRINKS ALL MY BEER!

by getthatslizzardoffmylawn October 12, 2010

slizzard blizzard

A party in which everyone is completely wasted or so high its a blur. A blizzard of drunkenness.

Dude, that party was just not happenin' until i walked in with the bottles of Skyy and started a slizzard blizzard.

by sexyshe September 15, 2010

Slizered

to get drunk and high and the same time.

i was halla slizered yesterday.

by mattmcclune May 17, 2007

slizzard

So drunk that you really do think you are a lizzard

Jordan: Hey Mike what wrong with you?
Mike: *HHHIIIISSSSSSS
Drew: Damn he's really slizzard

by Christian Beast September 30, 2010

Swizzerved

1.To be strongly intoxicated. Most commonly refers to being inebriated from alcohol but can be used to refer to other drug intoxication.

2. To be highly confused or confounded.

Refers to the word "swerve".

1. Wow, Fred just drank a 5th of cheap whisky and is now trying to take bong rips. His ass is swizzerved.

2. Man... this quantum physics test has got me swizzerved.

by Shady Dirt Jack Nugz January 19, 2011