Slizzard

When a straight girl gets so drunk she turns into a lesbian.

Mandy got so "slizzard" she made out with every chick.

by Mamalicabubuday September 3, 2013

slizzard

An inebriated state brought on by alcoholic slushies or other blended iced drinks.

We were totally slizzard last night at the movie theater. Thank god for whoever invented mini bottles of vodka.

by Clara Flaudenhosen October 27, 2010

slizzard

when a person is both drunk and high

That guy who passed out it so slizzard!

by myguitar March 6, 2011

Getting Slizzard

When you get EXTRIMLY INTOXICATED (Tore Up From The Floor Up!)

Yo Im Going Out And Getting Slizzard!!!!!

by Lover Facee October 20, 2010

skizard manizard

A very close call of being caught, so close the only thing scarier is having your lizard or dick cut off. Hence the Skizard part.

Skizard Manizard bitch, that cop almost caught my ass. Let's get the hell out of here.

by MT-Empty July 8, 2004

shlizard

Really drunk and fucked up.

Dude.. it's Friday, let's go get shlizard

by rusty shakleford 96 November 26, 2015

slizzard on a goose

Drunk off dat Grey Goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose

by Bp28 June 21, 2007