Slimfinger

A female in position of authority and/or knowledge, yet falls way short of such distinction.

Meat, I called that "Slimfinger" running the Moline tournament, and she knew nothing about the game times.

by KBvsFLW November 5, 2008

Harry Slimming

An albino fish-man.White Hair. Cheats on his girlfriends, a compulsive liar, and all around annoying, nobody likes him. no one is his friend. people have the desire to pee in his hair and make him cry.

"It's the swamp thing!"
"no. it's just Harry Slimming."

by whoeverr April 7, 2009

Limp simping

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

Slipping

1. on the downward trend.
2. losing the edge.
3. falling into error.
4. not paying attention.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

slipping the d

Inserting the male genitals into the female's vagina

"Yo son, just slip her the d!"

"How'd things go with her?"..."Oh ya know...I slipped her the d"

"What are you doing?"..."Just slipping the d"

by g-dub crew August 21, 2006

Simping

Verb version of “simp”
To be “in your feelings”

Feeling emotional in a gloomy sense, usually about unrequited love.
Before becoming very common slang it was more often used to describe heterosexual men “simping” over a woman. More widely used now.

I’m kinda simping right now, maybe we can hang out tomorrow.

How do I stop simping?

I’ve been simping for weeks bruh, she said I look like Tupac.

by Gottaketchemall June 18, 2018