slizzed

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007

Skazzskied

Extremley Drunk/Hammered...all sorts of fuckered up

Dude, Mallory, I am sooo skazzskied right now.

by Brookskiedddd` June 6, 2009

Skazzled

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something

Skazzy saw Barry's legs on twitter, and he was pretty skazzled!

by SuperM789 February 15, 2020

Platinum Shazzle

Any liquid sprayed, shot, flung, or projected from one's person that has a disease of multiple diseases in it. Such liquid is known to contain the "platinum splash." Said liquid is known as "shazzle," which is generally in one form or another used to describe ejaculate, or projectile of liquid excitement.

Jimmy shot his platinum shazzle all over Hector's back, and it was a gruesome moment to witness indeed.

by Fluffy The Rhino October 24, 2008

Swagger Slazko

A person who thinks to be a swagger but isn't. Often it's a retarded person with inferiority complexes.

A: "Look at me, I'm cool!"
B: "Shut up, Swagger Slazko"

by AsiG November 11, 2011

p'skeezle skazzel

A phrase invented by accident one day because my friends called me predictable, so I just uttered the first nonsense that came to mind. It is both a greeting, an expression of excitement and a phrase to shout in celebration.

(knock on door)

My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018

Slizz

Slow or dumb

Tina just said Texas is a country she is so slizz

by Phillyyyyyy October 22, 2020