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Splashpack

Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.

Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.
My splashpack broke the other day, and I got all wet... :S
by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010
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Flashback no Jutsu

A technique that allows the user to tap into flashbacks from their past that make no sense to the plot or story of a series or movie.
"Impossible! Did you just unlock the Flashback no Jutsu?"
by Senseifrijoles69 January 1, 2022
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Swashbuckler

Multiple meanings:

1. An extravagant swordsperson or adventurer of some sort.
2. A sword-weiling hero/villain/person
3. A play, movie, or book dealing with a swashbuckler, one who swashbuckles.


IMPORTANT NOTE: SWASHBUCKLERS ARE NOT ALWAYS PIRATES! Yes, most pirates are swashbucklers, but not all swashbucklers are pirates! Also, not all pirates OR swashbucklers are MALE! Get it? Got it? Good.
1 & 2. In that movie, he plays a dashing swashbuckler.
3. 'What kind of books do you read?'
'Oh, mostly fantasy tales and swashbucklers.'
by Nightie March 29, 2005
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flashback mary

When taking a picture with flash and the areas where you applied translucent/setting powder flash back and make your skin look paler and whiter that usual.
“Did you see Sabrina’s flashback on her Instagram post?”
“ Yeah, poor her. She looks like a flashback mary.”
by Xoxohk May 3, 2018
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Splashback

The water that goes up your ass when you launch a turd down into the toilet bowl.
John: Hey!
Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!
by Splashback. September 17, 2010
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swashbuckling

to buckle swashes, to fight with swords brutally and in full pirate regalia (must include dagger, sword, eye patch, peg leg, great big pirate captain hat, parrot...you know, the works.)
The famous sea captain, Bluebeard, was quite the buckler of swashes...you might say, he had a knack for swashbuckling.
by hailtopiracy September 21, 2005
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Swashbuckling Whore

A type of woman who likes to pick up illegals outside of Home Depot and trick them into "fixing a leaky faucet." Also enjoy homeless single dads and puts their claim of "will work for food" to the test. Will occasionally make wild claims about burritos for her own sick pleasure. Also known as the Twaffle, Twaffzilla or TWilley, as in TWilley gonna getcha.
That swashbuckling whore took another homeless dude back to her place.
by burritokenny August 22, 2012
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