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Sharks vs. Jets mentality

The belief that, having established deep antipathy toward a group of people, any action taken by your opponents is inherently bad, and that you must oppose them regardless of principle or practicality.
Its unfortunate to see this sharks vs. jets mentality in political discourse, especially when so many things need to get done.
by montypark April 16, 2009
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Snarkster

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
by Buffeteria March 24, 2011
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Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)

A popular motvational poster used in forums. Usually used to outline a sense of doom in he converstion, or to change the subject.
The common response or come back is the flying tanks motivational poster.
"Mad Moe has just come online, he will be in the convo soon"

*Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)*
by melobymoo April 13, 2009
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East Sparks Sunburn

When a man or women is using a vibrator and the battery explodes, causing the acid in the battery to burn the inside of the vagina or anus.
She was enjoying her night very much, until the East Sparks Sunburn made her go to the emergency room.
by gmoneyM October 11, 2009
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Izzy Sparks

Izzy Sparks is a character featured in Guitar Hero, Guitar Hero II, GH 80s, and Guitar Hero III. He is based off of several hair metal icons of the '80s, and usually has wild hair and outfits. Also my personal favorite :D
Judy Nails and Izzy Sparks are my two favorite characters in Guitar Hero.
by casseopia November 15, 2007
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slacksadaisical

adjective

1. without interest, vigor, or determination for wearing pants; listless; lethargic: a slacksadaisical attempt.

2. lazy; pants-less: a slacksadaisical fellow.
1. Shaggy didn't put on pants before we came over, I guess he was feeling a little slacksadaisical.

2. Shaggy slacksadaisically forgot to put on pants before work.
by The Real Shaggy Wilcox June 29, 2011
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road sparks

A 16oz Tall Boy of Sparks specifically obtained for the purpose of drinking while riding in or driving an automobile. A road soda variant.
Let's crack a couple of road sparks during our long journey from DC to Pittsburgh (during beltway rush hour).
by st4rx May 15, 2005
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