Slap Fap

Masturbating oneself by slapping the genitals in an aggressive and repeated fashion.

Roger loves the pain and pleasure derived from a goood slap fap.

Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Covid Slap

When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".

Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020

National slap a teacher day

May 6th

SLAP DAT TEACHER

National slap a teacher day! The day you get to slap the shit out of ur least fav teacher

by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019

slap the straw

this is analogous to "hitting the hay", meaning to sleep.

Boy: I'm gonna go to my bedroom to slap the straw.
Mother: Alright, have fun.

by Slappin' my straw. January 25, 2011

jellyfish slap

When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.

Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.

by Drdog March 16, 2014

Slap ass month

Everyone! This is your chance to slap people’s ass, Every boyfriend out there go slap your girls ass and I bet you won’t regret it😉

Boy:(Slaps her/his ass)
Girl:ohhh it’s “Slap ass month”

by By a bad bitch October 1, 2019

HK slap

On HK guns the charging handle can be locked up in a little notch. When you "slap" the handle back down it loads a bullet in the chamber. Hence the term HK slap.

When you HK slap a wal-mart airsoft mp5... the handle will break off.

by The Fig Newton Monster March 2, 2008