Skyrim

A place in Tamriel that is like a medieval Russia

I now wanna go to Russia and kill giant spiders and talk to cat men because it is like Skyrim

by Dovahkiin1144 June 21, 2018

Skyrim

A game made by Bethesda Shitworks in 2011.

It's about a Swedish nigga who runs around killing dragons

"Damn I was-a playing Skyrim last-a night-a and I found-a one hundred dragon souls"

by poopookid November 2, 2014

Skyrim

The art of getting rimmed in the sky.

*Pigeon flies up arse*
-1,000 feet in the air-
"ARGH! I'm so fucked! But yet this Skyrim is seemingly pleasurable"

by VIGiraffe November 8, 2011

Skyrim

Skyrim is cool. That Is All

Skyrim

by GordonRamsayEatsKids17 February 28, 2019

Skyrim

The reason you stay up 24/7

Its skyrim! the best game in the world!

by Mydogesue April 18, 2019

Skyrim

The reason I have no friends and don't leave the house. The most addicting game out there! Sure it's full of glitches and sometimes breaks entirely, but that's what makes it fun!
Download now! You have to uninstall you social life first though...

Normal Person: Where have you been the last six days?

Game Addict: Oh, just, y'know.....busy
*Resumes playing Skyrim nonstop for another week*

by TheBookNerd January 9, 2018

Skyrim

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.

"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player

by LadyMiraak May 12, 2018