1.) Just simply amazing and hours of fun and happy adventures.
2.) Takes place in Skyrim, duh! Which is in Tamriel, duh!
3.) Released on an epic date of 11-11-11. Wishes come true anyone? ;
4.) HUGE RPG game. The 5th Elder Scrolls installment after Oblivion, which was badass.
5.) A game you just can't put down. Use magic, use weapons, use dragon powers. Get married and eat apples. Kill mammoths. Capture fish in rivers. Be an assassin. Join armies. Fight skeletons. Become a vampire. Do whateva! Definitely game of the year.

the only game potentially more addicting than halo

The gamer version of a master pornstar's dick

The 5th installment of the elder scrolls series, skyrim is a fictional region with many locations to discover, from Helgen, to the edges of the map.

Giving a "rim job" at the height 10 000 feet or more. Usually preformed on a commercial airliner toilette

Role playing game by Bethesda for the 7th generation of consoles and PC. Fifth installment in the Elder Scrolls series.

One of the most overrated games of all time, the game features little excitement as long tedious walks are interrupted by one of the most awful combat mechanics ever seen in a video game. These are trends also seen in other Bethesda games, although which usually have a more interesting setting (see Fallout or Morrowind for example). Skyrim is bland and one-dimensional, having a selling point of a large world, albeit uninteresting, ugly to look at and mostly empty stretches of land anyway.

As typical as a fantasy RPG can get, expect loads of skeletons, dragons, mages, dungeons (how many times have we seen this before?).

The game offers no innovation and brings nothing new to the already crowded table of fantasy role playing games, a space already infested with other Bethesda titles.

Buggy and messy, the game has a huge following on PC because of the modding community, further proof that it was the fanbase that fixed most of the problems of the game, and Bethesda still gets all your money.

Absolutely disgusting piece of software.

A sexual position where you get a rimjob or analigus, while dangling from one's genitals. Once ejaculation has been met, the genitals are then removed and the partner falls to their death.