Navy Shower

where gay sex often happens.

Navy man - Hey Tate bud g, hop in the navy shower with me
Tate - ok bud g coming now
(tate drops soap, Navy man bum fucks him hard and rough causing Tates ass to rupture giving him haemorroids)

by benj.1_ November 16, 2021

axe shower

The act of replacing a shower with spraying yourself with axe.

Joe is a lazy asshole, and takes axe showers before comming over.

by Joseph Block March 27, 2007

showerdue

When someone is due for a shower.

If that smell is me I'm showerdue.

by jpg3 November 16, 2011

british shower

the sexual act of pouring steeped tea onto your partner and drinking it off

i gave her the british shower, dont judge me

by metal_chair August 14, 2020

meth head shower

You take a shower where it is extremely cold because you need to be more alert.

Dustin- I need to make some moves but I don't want to get up
Justin- I'll give you a meth head shower if you want (proceeding to dump a bucket of water on his head)

by Eaglesfan156 January 2, 2017

skwerl

A squirrel that's part of an evil conspiracy to conquer the Earth and manipulate Acorn supplies to their diabolical advantage.

If you see a skwerl, run for your life!

by Ross Archer March 13, 2003

shower waffle

When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.

Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle

by Harry Stephenson November 22, 2016