skid marks

is a person who is in the lack of wippeing their ass after a bowel movement.......
akward.

tip:
wipe front to back. ------>

eww, joey what are ya doin? dont fuck marla she has skid marks!

by catlisslatoy vulgarity101 Inc. April 3, 2009

skid marks

Bro, that is one nasty damn skid mark on that device of yours.

Dude, did you see the skid marks on that device we just used?

by Zsal September 24, 2018

skid mark

After you flush poop down the toilet, if there is a streak of shit left over on the bottom.

"You someone left a foot long skid mark after they flushed"

by Skyd K September 30, 2009

skid marks

Skid Marks is what you get when you don't shit for a long time, then it un-expectingly comes out leaving a very foul smelling, repelling color and odor in your drawers.

"Holy shit Chris, that chick has Skiddies"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

skid marks

often occur when a young boy is just too darn lazy to take a shit. would rather sit on the couch and watch tv. the outcome is a smelly mark of dookdook on the boys underpants, and often results in an embarrassing permanent stain.

look! billy has skid marks all over his tighty whities!

by dr. draygay August 1, 2008

skid marks

What I leave on my panties. It's brown. It's smelly. And it's MINE.

-Donchu wish your skidmarks were hot like mine.
-Nicole D. has nice skid marks, wink.

by ]{@Rm October 2, 2005

skid mark anxiety

The unpleasant state of mental turmoil attributed to the dread over the presence of skid marks in one's underpants.

I had to switch to black boxer briefs to help alleviate my skid mark anxiety.

by Buckeye Pete January 31, 2014