Skeener

Noun, a person who pilfers/scrounges wifi from a business or a personal hotspot with or without consent

“hey, can I borrow your wifi?” “No, fuck off you Skeener!”

by SkeenBunny July 18, 2018

Street Skeet

The act of running out in traffic and making a masturbatory gesture onto the street as if to release some penis pudding into the path of oncoming cars.

"Dude that Pat kid laid some street skeet right in front of that chick in the Jetta. She even swerved to miss it!"

by winningmormon February 22, 2012

Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet

An extension of the word yeet, used for more emphasis on showing excitement torwards something, another way to say “yes” or “oh boy”. Basically, the phrase can mean many things. Not to be confused with the term yeet yeet potato skeet or yeet yeet dog treat or DEFINITELY not yeet yeet I beat my meat for those being completely different terms.

Billy: Yo bro ready to go to the park no homo?

Bobby: Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet!

by YeetMaster666 July 9, 2018

Skeetcocking

Similar to peacocking but instead of using fancy feathers to impress females, exotic cars, watches, and firearms are displayed.

That guy at work with the Ferrari is really skeetcocking to impress the ladys.

by Neogio September 14, 2017

Red Skeet Syndrome

The state of ejaculating a mixture of blood and semen during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the penis against a hard object.

I beat my meat so hard I got red skeet syndrome.

by Cornholio47 April 15, 2008

Thunder Skeet

When you cum on someone’s face in below freezing temperatures and cum freezes mid stream.

Boy it’s cold outside...I’m horny, would you be interested in a thunder skeet?

by TruckBoat February 12, 2018

yeeticus skeeticus deleticus

To remove someone from a game, classroom, group, etc

(in science class)
Aaron: The teacher can eat crap
Teacher: Aaron, you may leave my class and we will talk after class
A student: Aaron just got yeeticus skeeticus deleticused by the teacher

by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday December 7, 2018