Lindin Skates

Lindin Skates refers to a a deity which kills anyone who trashes its name. It does not just kill the person, it will also turn them into a tree after.

Stupid Person: Lindin Skates is such a shit name

Person: DONT SAY THAT OR LINDIN SKATES WILL FR COMR DOWN AND EXPONGE YOU!!!

by Harry Gleeson January 25, 2023

Fat chick on roller skates

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a obese woman that has uncontrollable A.D.D and moves her feet around in a way that looks like she is rollerskating on air.

I just had sex for the first time with this hot fat chick too bad she was just another fat chick on roller skates.

by Willcom September 5, 2009

wobbly Skates

The act of performing the " Wobbly H " but while ice skating or rollerblading.

Jerald and Steve did the Wobbly skates with Kathy at the skating rink last night

by Bluie07 February 11, 2009

Crispy Skates

Very Quick, Very Agile Skaters who make nifty moves and always fin.

Jordan Eberle has crispy skates.

by Durant35 November 1, 2012

Kieron Skates

A guy who jokes about being Irish, due to a distant relative and a high alcohol tolerance. He is also a bitch.

Person 1: Yo, have you seen Kieron Skates' Discord pfp?

Person 2: Yh, he put a guy's face on a cheese string, cos he's a bitch.

by DefoNotAiden December 26, 2021

rolla skates

Rolla skates is the third track of the album Op.22 Y-Waltz: in Major by the famous fourth generation k-pop soloist (former iz*one member) Jo Yuri. It is known for being a bittersweet love song.

no way is that rolla skates by jo yuri? rolla skates in my favorite song!

by lee heeseung's real wife October 4, 2022

pillow Skates

The best friend anyone could ask for who’s name was a typo

“He’s a pillow skates he forgot his own kid”
“PILLOW”

by Juniscuteomg July 25, 2024