A “tuition nation” where your grade six exam score more or less determines your future—the fear of failing and not getting into a school of choice reduces your chances of a decent or quality education, because the top or popular schools have “better teachers” and more resources.
Because of its high-stakes exams, Singapore is probably the world’s most stressful country for a child to experience a normal childhood—and she will be at a disadvantage if her parents can’t afford to send her for private tuition.
by MathPlus July 11, 2018
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A country which doesn't have any state or city. and try to divide themself to parts.. like Ang mo kio, orchard, pasir ris.... this places can be travel in 1 hr time.
if 1 million man pee on this island, it will be flooded in 2 hours.
by Charles August 2, 2003
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A totalitarian society where you can't chew gum.

A society where customer service does not exist.

A society that has homophobic laws.

A society that pressures people to die while studying.

A society where the citizens think they are good at speaking English when they are actually just... bad.

That's about it.
You going to Singapore? Nah, Hong Kong is the SHIT.
by fuck me not the climate February 9, 2020
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A country with its very own people being assimilated without it knowing. So much for "democratic society based on justice and equality." Where is the democracy and equality if people are being assimilated and everyone choosing the same choice? When person chooses to live in a rich lifestyle, should everyon sacrifice what they have for such too?
If every Singaporean live in a Condo, works hard and get high wages, pay high gov't taxes.....doesn't it sound like: COMMUNISM?
by Peanut February 14, 2005
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place where is reaching colonalism after well over 40 years because of fucking white farts and stupid foreigners who enter this once beautiful country and steal our jobs . Singapore may be progressing economically at a very rapid rate but this only results in its local population getting poorer then before, the only people who make money are the overrated white farts . This makes singapore a place where white people can earn alot of money thus singapore is also known to be another hot spot for white people aka white `s playground white the local population work their asses off.The government doesn gives two shit about anything as long its family rule the ranks around here forever forever and forever
white guy : jee life is really hard in europe fuckkkkk
other white guy : why don`t we immigrate to singapore and kick some ching chong butts? The girls will be all over us and we will fuck like never before
white guy : totally awesome man...
by chingchonggg November 23, 2007
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Singapore was a group of tribal women who are notoriously capable of using all your life savings in less than a minute. Singaporeans are women who feeds on gossips and jealously to evolve. What they have, others cannot have better. What they want to have, cannot be the same with what a rival has. What they want, they must all want it first and more. They also crawl up to Caucasian men (who are easier to manipulate) and use these men for advertising and bitching purpose, and of course to use up all their money. Slowly, it developed into a wealthy and developed country that is today thanks to their goddess, Kiasu, who lives on in the hearts of every Singaporean.
British: Damn man my Singaporean turned all my life savings to branded bags! She said it's a good investment and insurance! Fuck it, I can't eat bags!

American: Oh man you been owned dude. Maybe you can have mine from Vietnam, she is definitely low maintenance and a wise investor too. Thanks to her investment, I've got my 18th child now.
by Lazuli Lapis June 21, 2009
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A Place Where Locals Can't Live, Unless You Are Very Rich.

Here, If You Are A Malay Or Indian, Your Salary Will Be Decreased By 50%.
Racism Still Exist In Singapore.
Man 1: I'll be migrating to Singapore soon.
Man 2: Don't go there, It's dangerous!
Man 1: How is it dangerous?
Man 2: Well.. the Chinese there are morons.
by 8====D ({}) November 1, 2008
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