platonic simping

verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.

Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!

Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!

by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021

Simping

The act of treating someone like a celebrity while getting treated as their fan.

John is simping for Jane.

by Leafdroid April 3, 2020

Simplic

When something is both Simple and Basic.

I went to the local market to find what I needed to make a simplic meal.

by Buck, Neeley October 14, 2011

simping on kageyama

I know you do it

I’m simping on kageyama too

by milkksenpai October 6, 2020

SimpingForDeath

The sexist and coolest cosplayer on TikTok. They are the number one funny and amazing TikToker and everyone is in love with them. The next Charlie Damillio except superior. (Pls don’t cancel me ily Charlie)

“SimpingForDeath is so funny, sexy, cool, godlike, interesting, attractive, swaggy, and perfect.”
“Yes.”

by NotSimpingForDeath January 24, 2021

Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.

I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp

by captain_moist April 27, 2020

Simpistan

India

A: whose side are you on? Pakistan or simpistan

B: I say we nuke them at the same time

by 6kidlover9 October 27, 2021