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semira and simona

Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.

Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)
Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...
by SSBL January 3, 2017
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Simona

A sexy woman which will one day be a billionaire . If you know a Simona you are a very lucky person. The best kisser and baby maker. She is often misunderstood but later has the best future. Simona is: always correct, beautiful, fun, clean, courageous and powerful. She has wonderful leadership skills and can kill you.
Guy 1: That Simona is so hot...
Guy 2: I want to marry that Simona so bad....
Girl 1: Ugh, she is so pretty... I'm so jealous...
Guy1: Shut up bozo
by Honey pop 🍯 🍭 November 21, 2021
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Simona

Mediterranean name , many Simona’s are all short in height and have a very loud voice also they resemble a lot to the mythical creature known as Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings
That Simona is such a Gollum

Hey Simona where is my precious ?
by Eddie clark_111 November 21, 2021
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SIMONA

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOM? SHE'S SUCH A SIMONA.
by someonealreadyused "your mom" November 21, 2021
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Simona

The most beautiful name, maybe because it’s mine
“Simona.. such a wonderful name
by urcantiom November 21, 2021
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Simona Morganti

una ragazza che puzza di piedi con un gatto bianco
X: “Ciao la senti anche ti questa puzza?”
Io: “Si, è Simona Morganti”
by desynotpog August 8, 2021
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Simona

A very fake person, (una falsa) who talks shit.<3
"Sei proprio una Simona"
"Che Simona!!!"
by lasimona January 17, 2024
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